Joe Biden Daughter Ashley Using Cocaine -- CAUGHT ON TAPE

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Ok, so I've been sitting on this story all weekend. Some of you I shared it with personally. Of course your humble servant did not have the $2 million demanded by the former boyfriend of the VEEP to get the original copy of the tape. I'm gonna need it for my ticket to the moon next time they're out to get me. Sources very close to the situation have filled me in. It will be very interesting to see where this goes and the cover up and twist and spin that ensues. You've probably heard it already, if not, now you know.

27 year old Ashley Biden, a bonafide hottie, has gotten busted for drugs before, but magically the charges were dropped and dismissed. Imagine that. She also has a minor arrest record. Seems like the Bush girls aren't the only ones who liked to party.

Joe Biden, the man who back in 1982 created the position of national drug czar and has been publicly tough on drugs for decades may have some house cleaning to do. Your humble servant sees drug addiction as a health issue, not a crime. We encourage the Vice President's daughter to seek help and treatment. Her father, if he didn't know it was her, would probably encourage prosecution and jail time.

Don't forget another one, Al Gore, when he was VEEP, his then 16 year old daughter was found in a car with friends DRUNK. Yep, this stuff was all made real quiet and disappeared, but your humble servant just thought you should know.

All makes Chelsey Clinton's former nerdiness not seem so bad huh? A friend of mine's daughter once danced with her at Stamford. You probably don't believe that either though.