Noemi Letizia, the teenage model Italian Prime Minister Silvio Burlusconi is said to be having an affair with. It is reported she calls him "Papi."Fellas, do you see that! Dang!!! Some guys get all the luck. Guess it's true what Kissinger said, power is the strongest aphrodisiac. It don't matter if you're an old guy, or a washed up has been. If you got money or power, you gets the ladies. The rest of nice (broke) guys, we're doomed to a fate of possibly lifelong monk-like celibacy.
Ladies calm down, I'm not glorifying or advocating cheating, but I'm just saying. Think about it. If you're man's gonna cheat on you, wouldn't you feel terrible if the woman he strayed with was less attractive than you? Seriously, just hear me out on this one, that means you too Karin.
Oh, and BTW, Silvio's wife is actually a total knockout, (that's her on the left) but some guys just never happy I guess. Yo Silvio, after the divorce, why don't you introduce us? My name's APOLLOS, that's almost Italian...sorta.
I remember when Eric Benet was cheating on Halle Berry. Halle freaking Berry! If she don't satisfy you, what will? Maybe we really are dogs....but hey, in my case that would make me more approachable! (see Beware Of Dog)
GOTTA LOVE THE EUROPEAN LEADERS
Remember French President Nicholas Sarkozy? Maybe you forgot about the ongoing affair less than two
years ago with singer/model Carla Bruni, now his wife (that's them on the left). Yes, while president, he was cheating on his FORMER model, now a bit older, looks slightly faded, wife. I guess it's kinda like a car, when you have an older model and you get tired of it and it's served it's usefulness you trade it in for a new one. That's exactly what Sarko did! He married his mistress. Ah yes, Ze French!I guess ole Silvio couldn't sit around and be outdone by the Frenchman. You know how we men are, always so competitive. So he upped his game and got a barely legal teenager, guess his former model wife was getting a bit worn for his tastes.
Truth is, the girl JUST turned 18, an Silvio actually attended her birthday party giving her a gold necklace. The affair started before she was legal age. By the way ladies, YES, she is divorcing him. She said she can't be with a man that hangs out with minors.
BILL CLINTON TO BLAME
Honestly, I blame all this open, cavalier cavorting by world leaders with younger women on Bill Clinton. Think about it. Bill is well liked and admired the world over. He showed us all that you can have your cake and eat it too. After a string of affairs, his wife is still standing by her man. So I guess these guys figure, if Bill can do it, and get away with it, why can't I?
This is gonna be real interesting . . .
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